Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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