oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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