That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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