Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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