You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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