You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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