If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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