At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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