I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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