I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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