I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
