dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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