Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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