Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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