Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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