i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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