I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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