yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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