I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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