YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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