You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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