uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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