I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why are your pants in the freezer?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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