you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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