i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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