Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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