Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't think brook has ever known best
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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