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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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