why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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