OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he puts the penis in happiness.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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