i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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