so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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