I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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