If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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