i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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