I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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