fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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