Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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