...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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