That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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