Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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