Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize