like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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