It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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