my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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