i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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