I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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