I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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