Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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