i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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