Sry I called you an 8
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
