White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize