So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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