His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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