Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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