As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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