This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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