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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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